<?php
// Using my RSS feed, determine the URL for my latest entry, as well as a random URL from another entry
$rss_document = new DOMDocument;
$rss_document->load("../motherfucker/Index/rss.xml");
$item_elements = $rss_document->getElementsByTagName("item");
$page_paths = array();
foreach ($item_elements as $item_element) {
	$item_children = $item_element->childNodes;
	foreach ($item_children as $item_child) {
		if ($item_child->nodeName == "link") {
			array_push($page_paths, ".." . parse_url($item_child->textContent, PHP_URL_PATH));
			break;
		}
	}
}

$index_file = array_shift($page_paths);

srand(microtime() * 1000000);
shuffle($page_paths);
$random_file = array_shift($page_paths);
?>